peau-rose:

pretty sure i am bridget jones

thejordanator:

My Queen is badass




clicksandkarma:

corny but truth.

(Source: leahhkaye)



danzigg:

dirtyprettything:

But it always seems like such a fabulous idea after a few gin and tonics.

Sums up my life

Me no like this bite mark on my neck.








(Source: madeinchelsea)





hangthecyst:

Still the best picture ever

Bottle for one. It tastes weird.  (Taken with instagram)



Why do I get the feeling I could potentially end up with a drunken male in my bed tonight.